“It’s gonna be good times, Web… When we get home I mean… First thing I’m gonna do is get my job back at the cab company in Frisco. Make a killing of all those fucking sailors coming home, you know? Then I’m gonna find me a nice Jewish girl, with great big soft titties and a smile to die for. Marry her. Then I’m gonna buy a house… A big house, with lots of bedrooms for all the little Liebgotts we’re gonna be making.”

— Joseph Liebgott; portrayed by Ross McCall

why are you my favorite character of all time

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the euros: 

the only time in the fucking world when cules and madridistas on tumblr will stop fucking fighting for 2 seconds thank the lord

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Spain NT arrived in Las Rozas 01.06.2012

i can’t

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i adore you

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isaidlumpoffmom:

“Brad…he kissed me on the mouth! And I was like, ‘blech, blech, blech!’ And I was all ‘Eww, gross, go away Brad!’ and he was all ‘Obvi you’re not ready for me’ but what does that lumping mean, you guys? What does it lumping mean?”